In celebration of John's birthday this year, we're allowing John to wreck our Blockbuster movie streak with a big flop, so we're talking about The Astrologer (1976). It's a passion project from director/star Craig Denney that paints Astrology and tangential practices under the confusing tone of a crime drama. Once thought lost for nearly 40 years, it somehow found its way into our resident trash movie enthusiast's heart, and now here we are. Join us as we ask him "Why?" again and again and attempt to piece together the story of this disorienting daymare.