Cars: They're just like us.  They eat.  They use the bathroom.  They have sex.  They raise children.  Are these anthropomorphized monstrosities born or manufactured?  Why do they never open their doors?  What's inside them?  Why do they consume gasoline through both their gas tanks and their mouths?  Buckle your seatbelt for a hilarious discussion of one of the most unhinged franchises in the history of motion pictures.  It's gonna be a bumpy ride.